You got a dog, you got a problem

It is said that a dog is man’s best friend.

If this is true for you, then you have a serious problem. I’ve only had one dog that ever came close, and I will get to that in a minute.

My first dog was a collie/shepherd mix, called “Scottie.”

I remember how he would sit out on the lawn until he could see me in the distance coming home from school. He had a body clock that would tell him that I would...